Fake Baby Photo

Not since Jesus has a baby been so eagerly anticipated. Actually, forget Jesus. Only three wise men turned up to greet him in the manger. The Brangelina baby—as the megawatt couple’s spawn is known, at least until its parents give it a proper name—has People, Us Weekly, In Touch, Star, and Life&Style (working, of course, on behalf of the millions and millions of readers they serve) awaiting the newborn’s arrival, all of them hoping and scheming and planning to voyage to the ends of the Earth, if that’s what it takes, to get a first—preferably the first—glimpse of the blessed child.


Why are people, and People, so desperate to see the Brangelina baby? The men and women who helm the celebrity weeklies have an easy answer. Their readers, they explain, view celebrities as their friends; and as they would be with any friends, they’re interested in their so-called life events. The big three of life events, the theory goes, are weddings, breakups, and babies—hence the celebrity weeklies’ laserlike focus on celebrity weddings, celebrity divorces, and celebrity babies.

But even for a life event, celebrity-weekly editors go on to explain, the Brangelina baby is particularly enticing. For one, there’s the simple matter of aesthetics. “The parents happen to be two of the most gorgeous people on the planet. How gorgeous is that baby going to be?” wonders Bonnie Fuller, the editorial director of American Media, whose stable of magazines includes Star. Dan Wakeford, an executive editor of In Touch, offers a tentative answer: “This could possibly be the most beautiful baby in the history of the world.” Even more than looks, there’s the backstory. “There’d be a lot of interest if it was Jennifer Aniston’s baby,” explains an editor at one celebrity weekly, “but with Brangelina, there’s that extra factor that the Hollywood golden couple was broken up so that this relationship, and this baby, could happen . . . I mean, this is the baby Jen wouldn’t give Brad, and the fact that it’s Angelina giving it to him—my feeble little mind can barely handle it!”

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3 Comments on “Fake Baby Photo”

  1. isa Says:

    angelina is defenitely not right for him – no matter if jen is the one or not. he’s a normal guy and shes not a normal woman. thats why she hates her dad – cause he said it so and he was right!

    have yoy read this?

    “Brad Pitt is already laying down the law when it comes to being a dad. Sources say that when Maddox asked for a tattoo, Angelina agreed and even picked out a Buddhist symbol for protection that she liked.

    “But Brad just flipped out,” a source close to him tells Star.

    “He thinks Maddox shouldn’t have any tattoos until he is at least 16.”

    she likes to show the world she’s generous and good heart carring about people. how much didi she spend at the hotel entire floor that she had at Namibia to have her baby? why not open an orfanat with this money and show — when she can — that to be “citizen of the world” doenst need you to be born in the country you choose with your heart. is she’s sooooo good, and she wasnt born there, theres a good example. havng the baby there doesnt prove anything but IGNORANT people think its really important. what does make you ythink that her FAMOUS baby who will be raised in Beverly Hills and owns an airplane will ever get the same FEELINGS of her mom? we all know that no matter how you raise a child, you cannot make somebody else have the same feelings and believes as we do. she does wnat to have the image of a “generous and goog angie” when she allowas a child to have a tatoo? what in the hell she has on their mind? shit or the blood she used to have around the neck (rathen than having a wedding ring when married to billy bob?)

    be smart yourself not believing in everything you read. she helps people? yes. and lots of celebrities do it so – witot calling the press to take pictures like she does. or you think its a coincidence she’s the one that has more photos doing charity than bono vox and all the others do???????????


  2. NiNiPic Says:

    your blog is good & good
    i have one Celebrity Photo Gallery
    you can see Angelina Joli photos in http://www.ninipic.com/cat15.htm


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