Britney Spears Channels Angelina Jolie, Part II?
An earlier satirical spot claimed Britney Spears was set to channel and emulate Angelina Jolie and travel to Africa and have her second baby in Namibia.
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It ran for nearly a day as an actual news story and was even picked up by the Associated Press before Jill Atkins chimed in and pointed out the brilliant satirical piece.
Now MSN Entertainment asks if Britney is channeling Angelina again.
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First she dyed her hair black.
Was that to copy Jolie? Next MSN points out that Jolie just signed on to voice “Tigress” in the animated flick “Kung Fu Panda.”
They then point to the new posting on Brit’s web site about – what else – tigers. In the “Love B” section of britneyspears.com, the singer quotes poet William Blake:
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“Tiger! Tiger! Burning bright/ In the forests of the night/ What immortal hand or eye/ Could frame thy fearful symmetry?”
She then provides her own thoughts on the topic. “In some ways, people are a lot like animals,” she writes. “We all hunger for the same things. Love, lust, danger, warmth and adventure. Like people, animals all have their own rhythm to life.
“I’m mesmerized by tigers,” she continues. “Their eyes, their stripes, their constant quest for survival. They almost have a sense of mysteriousness about them. They pull you in and make it difficult to look away. They make you wonder what is behind their gaze.
“A sense of eerie awe comes over you in their presence. The fear they give you when you pass them is stunning. Behold the beauty of the tiger.”
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In the words of Edie Brickell, “Choke me in the shallow water before I get too deep.”
But MSN ponders, is Brit’s new fascination with tigers and new black hair-do another shot at emulating Angelina Jolie or just a coincidence?
She could certainly pick a worse role model. Perhaps she should channel Angie.
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July 23, 2006 at 9:30 pm
lmao. LIPS IS THE WORSE ROLE MODEL EVER!
July 29, 2006 at 5:14 pm
Why are her veins so visible?
July 30, 2006 at 5:46 am
Ugly arms of veins, Ugly everything. lmao.
August 7, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Excuse me Miki, but you have to be the stupidest person alive if you dont like Angie. Shes IS beautiful, and a GREAT role model. Its just a guess, but Im sure she is both better looking and a greater role model then YOU.
August 8, 2006 at 9:31 am
Well, I guess I have say what I believe in and you can’t convince me otherwise. Oh, go put your glasses on, cause clearly you can’t those ugly arms of her.
August 23, 2006 at 12:19 am
You are going to judge a person by their arms…Yeah, thats a really strong point. Yes, you are entitled to your opinion, but I can say that you are one of the few..VERY few that thinks she isnt beautiful. How many damn times can the world vote her the most beautiful woman?
She does more good for the world then most people do for themselves. How can that make her a bad person?
December 7, 2006 at 1:31 pm
very very good point there steff. I think she went through a rough time in her early days but like a pheonix she rose up from the ashes and shone beautifully. now shes just like mother theresa and princess diana. im very proud of her. shes very aware of whats going around in this world. and if her arms are not perfect, that just shows she isnt a perfect person just like everyone else and you too miki. atleast she has a heart of gold. shes fighting poverty and helping women to be aware of their rights. what else can you ask from her? shes got the beauty and brains. i respect her truly. and miki, im happy for you if you have beautiful arms but that isnt everything. m sure theres something ugly bout your body parts too aye?
just being straight.
team angelina.
November 19, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I think it’s only a matter of time before Britney runs over a photographer and kills ’em. What happened to that sweet old Britney we used to know and love?
December 30, 2009 at 11:30 pm
Both have something in commmon. Being WHORES&SLUTS.
They are DOG UGLY,and BUTT FUGLY.